Passport to Web 2.0

Here are Scott McNealy’s top ten reasons why students in the digital era did not turn in their homework, enjoy!

10. Tech support for my PC was offshored
9. Had to delete it to make room for iTunes
8. Still hand-writing it, productivity suite license too expensive
7. I emailed it… didn’t you get it?
6. Couldn’t afford HP ink cartridge
5. T%k t% lng 2 QWERTY – txt 2 U instead? Translation: “Took too long to type on regular keyboard, can I text it to you instead?”
4. “Cut and Paste” keys were worn out
3. Plan on “open sourcing” from kid next to me
2. Busy writing the “I Love You Too” virus
1. The dog chewed-up my laptop